Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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