you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize