Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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