Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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