actually, I'm a sock model
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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