I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Screwed.edu
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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