She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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