whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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