we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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