i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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