nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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