The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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