You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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