Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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