i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
