I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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