oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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