Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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