ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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