Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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