If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
