just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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