As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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