Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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