She's JV to your varsity
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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