yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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