After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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