Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Randomize
