Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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