She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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