Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if only i could text you this smell
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
