Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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