I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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