She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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