we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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