I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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