Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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