He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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