wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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