'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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