Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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