If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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