dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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