can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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