so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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