I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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