I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
