I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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