is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Are my feet made of real feet?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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