dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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