You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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