I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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