So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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