she was so not down for the gang bang
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Randomize
