The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
is it fun? or sober?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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