eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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