i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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